Lorem ipsum, dolor sit amet, ergo- actually I don't want to recite this entire incantation. I'm going to make my own spell! And it'll be awesome and have all sorts of weird swooshses and fancy bits. Well, okay. Here I go. Get ready:
I cast a spell of "Whoo- *website crashes* oops...Well that didn't work out. Don't look at me; I'm not responsible for THAT mess. Go bug the people over at Neocities, capiche?
You don't know them? They're the website guys. You know, these ones right over at this place:
They also do:
AND MORE! I think.